I had a little time this Xmas eve so I thought I'd do a little update to my stories from last Christmas Ho Ho Ho & One Last Gift
Wishing you all a happy holidays and looking forward to the year ahead.
Blurmy
“Wake up dear, it’s Christmas eve”
I opened my eyes slowly and was greeted by the familiar bedroom décor that I’d come to know over the past 363 days. I slowly began to roll over, feeling the intimate embrace of those strong arms as the white whiskers of his beard tickled my ear.
“What time is it?” I asked a little groggily, “we still have plenty to do, the reindeers need...”
“Shhh” he soothed as he put his finger to my lips “there’s no need to worry about that right now” a warm glow invading his rosy cheeks.
“Oh Santa, you randy old bugger” I laughed, adjusting my nightshirt over my ample bosom “there will be plenty of time for that once you return in the morning, honestly, you’d think after last year you’d be more focused”
“Ho ho ho, don’t forget I have you to thank for that don’t I Mrs Claus?”
Monday, 24 December 2018
Sunday, 23 December 2018
Commission - Vengeance is Fat part 5
Greg sighed as he looked over a sleeping Lara or should that be a contented Lara?
He had initially been resistant to comply with Lara’s pleads for him to feed her but after seeing how serious she was to experience the lifestyle, voraciously tearing her way through the mass of Chinese food she had ordered. Finally, he relented on the proviso that there wouldn’t be anything sexual. As cute as Greg found Lara he made it be known that he wouldn’t take advantage of her while she wasn’t exactly herself.
Not that he was stingy with soothing Lara’s overstuffed belly when she requested it though, interspersing mouthfuls of noodles with tender rubs as she moaned her approval and making himself scarce when it all got too much for her and she had to pleasure herself.
Now in the midst of a well-earned food coma, Lara took up the double bed by herself, clutching her swollen stomach as she slept, a very large smile adorning her face while Greg slept on the sofa-bed, ever the gentleman.
He had initially been resistant to comply with Lara’s pleads for him to feed her but after seeing how serious she was to experience the lifestyle, voraciously tearing her way through the mass of Chinese food she had ordered. Finally, he relented on the proviso that there wouldn’t be anything sexual. As cute as Greg found Lara he made it be known that he wouldn’t take advantage of her while she wasn’t exactly herself.
Not that he was stingy with soothing Lara’s overstuffed belly when she requested it though, interspersing mouthfuls of noodles with tender rubs as she moaned her approval and making himself scarce when it all got too much for her and she had to pleasure herself.
Now in the midst of a well-earned food coma, Lara took up the double bed by herself, clutching her swollen stomach as she slept, a very large smile adorning her face while Greg slept on the sofa-bed, ever the gentleman.
Sunday, 9 December 2018
Commission - Don't Fuck Around with Cursing
“I can’t tell if you’re being serious or not... Please tell me this is a joke.”
Kat could barely believe what had just been said by her fiancé Paul, what he was suggesting seemed completely unreasonable to her and he had to be joking... right?
“I know it’s ludicrous hun, believe me I do. But I honestly think it’s the easiest thing to do in the situation.”
“Paul, she’s your fucking ex! In what universe is this the easiest thing to do?!”
Yes, Paul had just broken the news to Kat that he thought that his ex-girlfriend Joanne should move in with them.
“I know, I know. It’s just that her Mom and mine were best friends while she was still alive and my Mom still has a lot of contact with Joanne, she won’t stop going on about how “a decent man would help someone he once had feelings for if he were in a position to do so” it’s easier to just help her out than constantly have her go on about it.”
“Your damn Mother is crazy! That’s not the correct relationship for ex partners to have! How on earth could she think that having her move in here would be beneficial to our relationship?! Maybe that’s it! She wants her here so that we split up!”
Kat could barely believe what had just been said by her fiancé Paul, what he was suggesting seemed completely unreasonable to her and he had to be joking... right?
“I know it’s ludicrous hun, believe me I do. But I honestly think it’s the easiest thing to do in the situation.”
“Paul, she’s your fucking ex! In what universe is this the easiest thing to do?!”
Yes, Paul had just broken the news to Kat that he thought that his ex-girlfriend Joanne should move in with them.
“I know, I know. It’s just that her Mom and mine were best friends while she was still alive and my Mom still has a lot of contact with Joanne, she won’t stop going on about how “a decent man would help someone he once had feelings for if he were in a position to do so” it’s easier to just help her out than constantly have her go on about it.”
“Your damn Mother is crazy! That’s not the correct relationship for ex partners to have! How on earth could she think that having her move in here would be beneficial to our relationship?! Maybe that’s it! She wants her here so that we split up!”
Sunday, 4 November 2018
Commission - Vengeance is Fat part 4
Lara sat back in her chair and let out a satisfied moan as she licked her fingers clean. After “borrowing” over 250lbs of weight from Greg she had proceeded to finish the meal that he had originally bought for himself as well as polish off the rest of Greg’s meal when he found that his new form was unable to finish the meal he had originally purchased for Lara.
“Mmmm I can see the allure of eating to my heart’s content you know” said Lara as she made use of the wet wipes on offer.
“Which is exactly why you need the help of the other people Jean has wronged” remarked Greg as he sipped on his soda, “imagine if you’d have taken this new power of yours to your sister’s house, “borrowed” all the weight she’s put on and then Jean slides a bowl of ice-cream in front of your nose, you wouldn’t be fixing the problem, just taking your sister’s place in her web”.
“Oohh I could go for some ice-cream right about now” laughed Lara
“You’re not listening” quipped Greg
“Oh, I’m just pulling your leg Greg, come on, it’s time to get moving anyway”.
“Mmmm I can see the allure of eating to my heart’s content you know” said Lara as she made use of the wet wipes on offer.
“Which is exactly why you need the help of the other people Jean has wronged” remarked Greg as he sipped on his soda, “imagine if you’d have taken this new power of yours to your sister’s house, “borrowed” all the weight she’s put on and then Jean slides a bowl of ice-cream in front of your nose, you wouldn’t be fixing the problem, just taking your sister’s place in her web”.
“Oohh I could go for some ice-cream right about now” laughed Lara
“You’re not listening” quipped Greg
“Oh, I’m just pulling your leg Greg, come on, it’s time to get moving anyway”.
Saturday, 20 October 2018
Commission - Vengeance is Fat part 3
After Lara and Greg had finished their meals Greg offered to give Lara a lift back into town so she could meet up with her friend Allie. They continued their conversation on the drive.
“So, what are you going to do?” asked Greg as he drove.
“Well, I’m scheduled back at my sister’s in a few days, I’ll have it out with her then, show her the pictures and tell her your story, I’m sure she’ll see sense.”
“Err I don’t think that’s such a great idea Lara, no offense.”
“What? Why on earth not?” asked Lara
“Well if your sister is anything like I was, she won’t listen, won’t give it a second thought.” stated Greg matter-of-factly, “Jean will have her eating out of the palm of her hand, literally and figuratively. She’ll be so deep in her head she could tell her that the sky is green and the grass blue and your sis is gonna say of course it is, when’s dinner?”
“So, what are you going to do?” asked Greg as he drove.
“Well, I’m scheduled back at my sister’s in a few days, I’ll have it out with her then, show her the pictures and tell her your story, I’m sure she’ll see sense.”
“Err I don’t think that’s such a great idea Lara, no offense.”
“What? Why on earth not?” asked Lara
“Well if your sister is anything like I was, she won’t listen, won’t give it a second thought.” stated Greg matter-of-factly, “Jean will have her eating out of the palm of her hand, literally and figuratively. She’ll be so deep in her head she could tell her that the sky is green and the grass blue and your sis is gonna say of course it is, when’s dinner?”
Monday, 15 October 2018
Commission - Vengeance is Fat parts 1 & 2
Lara took her seat on the plane and sighed as she tried to make herself comfortable. It would be a long flight but totally worth it in her eyes. She hadn’t seen her sister Diana since she had decided to move to the states to be with her new girlfriend. That had been four years ago.
Sure, they’d chatted on Facebook and shared phone calls at Christmas and on birthdays but Diana had never been the most sociable of creatures and she’d blamed a lack of work as to why she hadn’t been able to come visit the family in the following years. For Lara’s part she had been busy putting herself through university and simply couldn’t afford to be making international trips.
But that was done with now and she had found success as a digital artist, working hard so that she could afford a trip to see her beloved older sister.
Lara spent much of the flight updating her blog, watching the odd film and sleeping. She had hoped that her sister might have surprised her by meeting her at the airport but that didn’t happen. Instead she got a cab to her hotel and called it a night after letting Diana and their mother know that she had arrived safely.
Sure, they’d chatted on Facebook and shared phone calls at Christmas and on birthdays but Diana had never been the most sociable of creatures and she’d blamed a lack of work as to why she hadn’t been able to come visit the family in the following years. For Lara’s part she had been busy putting herself through university and simply couldn’t afford to be making international trips.
But that was done with now and she had found success as a digital artist, working hard so that she could afford a trip to see her beloved older sister.
Lara spent much of the flight updating her blog, watching the odd film and sleeping. She had hoped that her sister might have surprised her by meeting her at the airport but that didn’t happen. Instead she got a cab to her hotel and called it a night after letting Diana and their mother know that she had arrived safely.
Wednesday, 26 September 2018
It's Been so Long!
Oh my god! You will not believe who I saw at the market this weekend!
Okay
Okay, let me tell you!
So, I was minding my own business, just having a leisurely, Sunday morning stroll, checking out people’s wares. I got to the car boot section that I don’t normally go into but I thought “what the heck” and carried on my walk.
Anyway, I’m looking around, not too interested in all the old china figurines and glassware, old VHS tapes and vinyl records, not touching anything of course, eww, I so don’t do second hand as you know.
So I get to the clothing section and oh my god! There she was! I had to do a double take but it was her for sure! We made eye contact and she quickly turned away embarrassed but there was no way I was going to let this go!
I made sure to get her attention again before giving her some disingenuous spiel.
Okay
Okay, let me tell you!
So, I was minding my own business, just having a leisurely, Sunday morning stroll, checking out people’s wares. I got to the car boot section that I don’t normally go into but I thought “what the heck” and carried on my walk.
Anyway, I’m looking around, not too interested in all the old china figurines and glassware, old VHS tapes and vinyl records, not touching anything of course, eww, I so don’t do second hand as you know.
So I get to the clothing section and oh my god! There she was! I had to do a double take but it was her for sure! We made eye contact and she quickly turned away embarrassed but there was no way I was going to let this go!
I made sure to get her attention again before giving her some disingenuous spiel.
Wednesday, 19 September 2018
Tuesday, 18 September 2018
Commission - Family Values
“God damn it Megan I am at my wit’s end with that girl!” Exclaimed Rob, slamming the bedroom door behind him.
“Robert, please, mind your language” replied his wife Megan as she looked up from her book.
“Yeah, fuck you Robert!” they both heard through the bedroom wall, this set Rob off again.
“Would you have the tiniest bit of god damn respect for your father?!” he screamed in response.
“Respect is earned you fucking prick!” came the muffled reply, followed by the blaring of heavy metal music from their daughter’s room.
Seeing her husband visibly seething, Megan put down her book and gng her husband visibly seething, Megan put an put down her book and gave him a hug.
“What has she done this time?” she asked, already half guessing the answer.
“The car” he said through gritted teeth “she took it again without asking, then when she finally brings it back it reeks of pot smoke and there’s a scratch down the passenger door!”
“Robert, please, mind your language” replied his wife Megan as she looked up from her book.
“Yeah, fuck you Robert!” they both heard through the bedroom wall, this set Rob off again.
“Would you have the tiniest bit of god damn respect for your father?!” he screamed in response.
“Respect is earned you fucking prick!” came the muffled reply, followed by the blaring of heavy metal music from their daughter’s room.
Seeing her husband visibly seething, Megan put down her book and gng her husband visibly seething, Megan put an put down her book and gave him a hug.
“What has she done this time?” she asked, already half guessing the answer.
“The car” he said through gritted teeth “she took it again without asking, then when she finally brings it back it reeks of pot smoke and there’s a scratch down the passenger door!”
Sunday, 9 September 2018
Something a little different
So I've put into motion something I've been wanting to do for ages now.
I started a choose your own adventure type story!
You can check it out here!
The formatting messed up on the first page but I've already added to all branches and will continue to do so. I would love for you to add some too!
Let me know if you do, I can't wait to read where you take this!
I started a choose your own adventure type story!
You can check it out here!
The formatting messed up on the first page but I've already added to all branches and will continue to do so. I would love for you to add some too!
Let me know if you do, I can't wait to read where you take this!
Sunday, 12 August 2018
Commission - The Corporate Slide
“Really, I think out of office meetings are a must in impressing clients, they show class and that we mean business”
The flippant remark had been made by Will Stone, one of the junior executives in the Sales department and it had caused Katie Bell, as his direct boss, to roll her eyes and let out a sigh.
“We’re not here to talk about the impact on your personal expenses Stone” she retorted
“Hey, I’m not just looking out for number one you know, I’ve got the best interests of the company at heart. If you ask me, if cuts are needed I'd start in the secretarial pool”
“Of course you would, you haven’t shut up about secretaries since I appointed Ruby to your department”
“I just think she’s a tad unnecessary, that’s all. We have far too many secretaries here, think of the money we could save if we shared them more efficiently”
“That is bullshit Stone and you know it! This wouldn’t even be a topic if I'd given you my secretary Debra would it? Who even invited you to this meeting anyway?”
The flippant remark had been made by Will Stone, one of the junior executives in the Sales department and it had caused Katie Bell, as his direct boss, to roll her eyes and let out a sigh.
“We’re not here to talk about the impact on your personal expenses Stone” she retorted
“Hey, I’m not just looking out for number one you know, I’ve got the best interests of the company at heart. If you ask me, if cuts are needed I'd start in the secretarial pool”
“Of course you would, you haven’t shut up about secretaries since I appointed Ruby to your department”
“I just think she’s a tad unnecessary, that’s all. We have far too many secretaries here, think of the money we could save if we shared them more efficiently”
“That is bullshit Stone and you know it! This wouldn’t even be a topic if I'd given you my secretary Debra would it? Who even invited you to this meeting anyway?”
Friday, 27 July 2018
Thursday, 19 July 2018
Commission - Stuck Part 3
"Big thank you to all our subscribers and donators! Without you, fatso here wouldn't be half as big!"
Mark was barely listening to the commentary of the stream that was on his laptop screen, instead focussed on the huge feedee that couldn't quite fit in frame.
"Eloise is truly enormous now, weighing in at approximately 1005lbs, you'll all have to tune in to our trip to the truck stop where I can get her weighed on some proper heavy-duty scales!"
His room was dark now, he'd been watching the stream for hours as Torrie had stuffed Eloise relentlessly, fielding questions from the live chat as she did. Mark couldn't take his eyes off of the bulging form of Eloise as she was filled time and again by her merciless feeder.
"I'm going to let tonnes of fun here rest now, I think she's finally truly full. Be sure to tune in next time, who knows how fat we're going to get her?! Bye for now."
As Torrie bought the stream to a close Mark removed his hand from his boxers.
"Damn" he said to himself, "those two are really something else!"
Mark was barely listening to the commentary of the stream that was on his laptop screen, instead focussed on the huge feedee that couldn't quite fit in frame.
"Eloise is truly enormous now, weighing in at approximately 1005lbs, you'll all have to tune in to our trip to the truck stop where I can get her weighed on some proper heavy-duty scales!"
His room was dark now, he'd been watching the stream for hours as Torrie had stuffed Eloise relentlessly, fielding questions from the live chat as she did. Mark couldn't take his eyes off of the bulging form of Eloise as she was filled time and again by her merciless feeder.
"I'm going to let tonnes of fun here rest now, I think she's finally truly full. Be sure to tune in next time, who knows how fat we're going to get her?! Bye for now."
As Torrie bought the stream to a close Mark removed his hand from his boxers.
"Damn" he said to himself, "those two are really something else!"
Wednesday, 11 July 2018
Commission - Stuck Part 2
Torrie eased herself back from her computer desk, almost not believing what she had just seen unfold.
A couple of hours ago she was just chatting to someone who claimed to have the power to give her what she wanted, she downplayed it at first but had to admit she was intrigued by the shady individual.
"You lost something, something dear to you, it was a time ago now but you can't let it go" they had typed
"That's pretty vague" replied Torrie "I think most people have trouble getting over loss"
"Ah yes but your loss is tinged with betrayal, you can't get back the thing you lost but you can seek vengeance"
This was the line that caught Torrie's attention "Go on"
A couple of hours ago she was just chatting to someone who claimed to have the power to give her what she wanted, she downplayed it at first but had to admit she was intrigued by the shady individual.
"You lost something, something dear to you, it was a time ago now but you can't let it go" they had typed
"That's pretty vague" replied Torrie "I think most people have trouble getting over loss"
"Ah yes but your loss is tinged with betrayal, you can't get back the thing you lost but you can seek vengeance"
This was the line that caught Torrie's attention "Go on"
Thursday, 5 July 2018
Busy Blurmy (Again)
So what have I been up to you may ask?
Well, I've been a busy bee of course.
You may notice the new Blurmy Pals tab, I welcomed on my first Blurmy backers last month and so there has been a little wait in new stories hitting the blog as they get first dibs.
New stories will be arriving next week. Don't wanna wait? Become a Blurmy Pal by checking out the Patreon tab.
I've also been hard at work on my new clips store - Princess Blurmy where i'll be making clips about transformation and other fetish stuff with a focus on weight gain, just like here.
It'd be awesome if you could check it out!
Well, I've been a busy bee of course.
You may notice the new Blurmy Pals tab, I welcomed on my first Blurmy backers last month and so there has been a little wait in new stories hitting the blog as they get first dibs.
New stories will be arriving next week. Don't wanna wait? Become a Blurmy Pal by checking out the Patreon tab.
I've also been hard at work on my new clips store - Princess Blurmy where i'll be making clips about transformation and other fetish stuff with a focus on weight gain, just like here.
It'd be awesome if you could check it out!
Monday, 4 June 2018
Stuck
"Hi"
"Hi"
"How are you?"
"Good thanks you?"
God, it was tedious but a necessary evil so it seemed. Eloise loved to chat about her feedism kink in chatrooms under the name "LookingFabulous" but it seemed every single conversation started exactly the same way, even with people she had chatted with hundreds of times.
"Hi"
"How are you?"
"Good thanks you?"
God, it was tedious but a necessary evil so it seemed. Eloise loved to chat about her feedism kink in chatrooms under the name "LookingFabulous" but it seemed every single conversation started exactly the same way, even with people she had chatted with hundreds of times.
Sunday, 6 May 2018
Tuesday, 1 May 2018
My Girlfriend's Girlfriend. Ending A
It was a whole week later when Claire finally returned home. The second she walked through the door she could hear someone making their way to meet her, not in the least bit surprised that it was Jo. If Claire wasn't surprised, the same couldn't be said for Jo.
After standing there open-mouthed for what seemed like an eternity Jo finally spoke.
"Claire.... You're"
"Yeah..."
"You're fat!"
After standing there open-mouthed for what seemed like an eternity Jo finally spoke.
"Claire.... You're"
"Yeah..."
"You're fat!"
My Girlfriend's Girlfriend. Ending 1
Thought i'd do something a little different with the ending to this one - there's two of them!
Let me know which one you prefer in the poll over there ---->
It was a whole week later when Claire finally returned home. The second she walked through the door she could hear someone making their way to meet her, not in the least bit surprised that it was Jo. If Claire wasn't surprised, the same couldn't be said for Jo.
After standing there open-mouthed for what seemed like an eternity Jo finally spoke.
"Claire.... You're"
"Yeah..."
"You're fat!"
Let me know which one you prefer in the poll over there ---->
It was a whole week later when Claire finally returned home. The second she walked through the door she could hear someone making their way to meet her, not in the least bit surprised that it was Jo. If Claire wasn't surprised, the same couldn't be said for Jo.
After standing there open-mouthed for what seemed like an eternity Jo finally spoke.
"Claire.... You're"
"Yeah..."
"You're fat!"
Saturday, 28 April 2018
Commission - Twenty Years Younger
by Blurmy and Tcheser
It was a Sunday afternoon and the cougar, Donna Valens, was relaxing, basking in post orgasmic glow. She had just demanded and had received sexual gratification from the much younger Keegan whom she kept around more for this purpose then for his aptitude as a butler. Some would call him a gold digger, others might have called him a boy toy, regardless Keegan wasn't with Donna for her kindheartedness and cheery disposition.
"That was fantastic Keegan, you really know how to push my buttons" purred Donna as she sipped from the expensive imported bottled water she insisted he stock the refrigerator. As usual she was dressed to the nines even for sex and wore a beautiful silky peignoir featuring a floral lace bodice rich in detail and complete with a built in bra to support her bountiful breasts.
"Well I aim to please" replied Keegan as he took a seat back on the bed after retrieving said water. He was in great physical condition, perfect dark curly hair, six pack abs and an ass you could bounce a quarter off, but then again that was expected of him, he knew that should he let his appearance slip just a little then Donna would be on to the next in a long line of "Keegans."
It was a Sunday afternoon and the cougar, Donna Valens, was relaxing, basking in post orgasmic glow. She had just demanded and had received sexual gratification from the much younger Keegan whom she kept around more for this purpose then for his aptitude as a butler. Some would call him a gold digger, others might have called him a boy toy, regardless Keegan wasn't with Donna for her kindheartedness and cheery disposition.
"That was fantastic Keegan, you really know how to push my buttons" purred Donna as she sipped from the expensive imported bottled water she insisted he stock the refrigerator. As usual she was dressed to the nines even for sex and wore a beautiful silky peignoir featuring a floral lace bodice rich in detail and complete with a built in bra to support her bountiful breasts.
"Well I aim to please" replied Keegan as he took a seat back on the bed after retrieving said water. He was in great physical condition, perfect dark curly hair, six pack abs and an ass you could bounce a quarter off, but then again that was expected of him, he knew that should he let his appearance slip just a little then Donna would be on to the next in a long line of "Keegans."
Wednesday, 18 April 2018
My Girlfriend's Girlfriend part 4
By the time Jo and Kurt resurfaced around Saturday lunchtime the apartment was quiet, a couple of shouts to Claire yielded no results and it was Jo that found a note on the coffee table that read:
Hi Guys
Sorry to ditch you like this, turns out Kurt isn't the only one with a demanding work schedule.
I took the leftover pizza in a rush but left some money to replace it.
Jo, feel free to raid my wardrobe if you need to go anywhere, you should find it accommodating.
I should be back tomorrow.
Have fun
Claire
Hi Guys
Sorry to ditch you like this, turns out Kurt isn't the only one with a demanding work schedule.
I took the leftover pizza in a rush but left some money to replace it.
Jo, feel free to raid my wardrobe if you need to go anywhere, you should find it accommodating.
I should be back tomorrow.
Have fun
Claire
Monday, 16 April 2018
A YouTube channel?
Had a little idea today and thought I'd give it a try.
So go and have a look: https://youtu.be/fOxAFFwjwig
Let me know what you think and if I should do more.
So go and have a look: https://youtu.be/fOxAFFwjwig
Let me know what you think and if I should do more.
Saturday, 14 April 2018
Commission - I'm Rubber You're Glue
Jeff was roused from his slumber by the slamming of the front door. He had fallen asleep on the couch watching football as he had the house to himself, at least he did. The door opened once more as he sat up in his chair and he was met by the furious visage of his wife Alicia.
"Don't you walk away from me young lady!" She shouted as she crossed the threshold.
Jeff closed his eyes, realising exactly what was about to interrupt his peaceful Sunday he let out a small sigh and tried to concentrate on the game.
"For god's sake mom leave me alone!" Shrieked his daughter Tanya
"I will not! Your behaviour today was reprehensible and I will not rest until you see why!"
"Don't you walk away from me young lady!" She shouted as she crossed the threshold.
Jeff closed his eyes, realising exactly what was about to interrupt his peaceful Sunday he let out a small sigh and tried to concentrate on the game.
"For god's sake mom leave me alone!" Shrieked his daughter Tanya
"I will not! Your behaviour today was reprehensible and I will not rest until you see why!"
Thursday, 5 April 2018
A Post Easter Treat
Bank Holiday Monday's are the best, aren't they? A chance to do something with family or if you're anything like me, a chance to chill out, play a little xbox with no interruptions. So, I was a little perturbed when my game was interrupted by my phone ringing.
It was my girlfriend Ivy, she had gone out shopping while I was gaming to see if she could snag any holiday bargains.
"Hey hon" I answered, allowing my frustration to be evident in my voice.
"Hey, I'm in Tesco and I might need some help"
"Some help?" I enquired
"Yeah, I may have gone a little overboard on the bargains. Could you come down and meet me? Bring another shopping bag okay?"
I rolled my eyes even though no-one could see "Okay, I'll be down in a few" and hung up.
It was my girlfriend Ivy, she had gone out shopping while I was gaming to see if she could snag any holiday bargains.
"Hey hon" I answered, allowing my frustration to be evident in my voice.
"Hey, I'm in Tesco and I might need some help"
"Some help?" I enquired
"Yeah, I may have gone a little overboard on the bargains. Could you come down and meet me? Bring another shopping bag okay?"
I rolled my eyes even though no-one could see "Okay, I'll be down in a few" and hung up.
Sunday, 25 March 2018
Commission - Wrath of the Goddess
Who wants to live forever?
It's the question I was posed when I died so many years ago, so long I can't even remember what year it was. It seemed like a no brainer as I sat there, humbled before the beings that humans have come to recognise as God and the Devil.
I'd lived a life too bad for heaven and too good for hell, a dead heat, they couldn't decide where I'd go and so I was given a choice, spend eternity in purgatory, a solitary being OR, and this was where it got good, I could be returned to earth to live amongst the populous, I'd slide straight back into my old life, as if I'd never died. Only now, now I'd be different. A demigoddess I guess you'd call it.
I think about that classic Queen song when I remember how quick I was to agree. I had the chance to live a life so many dreamed about and gladly accepted. The next thing I knew I'd woken in the morgue of the hospital I had died in after the accident.
It's the question I was posed when I died so many years ago, so long I can't even remember what year it was. It seemed like a no brainer as I sat there, humbled before the beings that humans have come to recognise as God and the Devil.
I'd lived a life too bad for heaven and too good for hell, a dead heat, they couldn't decide where I'd go and so I was given a choice, spend eternity in purgatory, a solitary being OR, and this was where it got good, I could be returned to earth to live amongst the populous, I'd slide straight back into my old life, as if I'd never died. Only now, now I'd be different. A demigoddess I guess you'd call it.
I think about that classic Queen song when I remember how quick I was to agree. I had the chance to live a life so many dreamed about and gladly accepted. The next thing I knew I'd woken in the morgue of the hospital I had died in after the accident.
Monday, 19 March 2018
Commission - A Happy Home
You know, my life used to be pretty sweet. Me and my best friend Tatiana moved to the city about a year ago to find success, love, money and to generally just have a good time. Which was cool at first but things changed pretty quickly. At least for one of us.
Tati found work quickly while I remained luckless. I was happy for her for sure, but I found myself alone a lot of the time. Our nights out became less frequent because she was tired from work, I hadn't made any new friends because I did little else but interviews and hang out with Tati.
Things got even worse when Tati started hanging out with work friends after her shifts. I was spending even more time on my own now, I started to become withdrawn and my general mood was pretty low. Then my luck changed, but it wasn't for the better.
Tati found work quickly while I remained luckless. I was happy for her for sure, but I found myself alone a lot of the time. Our nights out became less frequent because she was tired from work, I hadn't made any new friends because I did little else but interviews and hang out with Tati.
Things got even worse when Tati started hanging out with work friends after her shifts. I was spending even more time on my own now, I started to become withdrawn and my general mood was pretty low. Then my luck changed, but it wasn't for the better.
Friday, 16 March 2018
New Stuff!
Been a busy little thing again!
Look everything is purple now! (Nothing to do with matching my hair honest)
And there's a Patreon page now too!
Please have a look and let me know what you think!
Look everything is purple now! (Nothing to do with matching my hair honest)
And there's a Patreon page now too!
Please have a look and let me know what you think!
Monday, 12 March 2018
Commission - Fall From Grace
"Really, this threat has to be taken with the utmost seriousness" remarked the constable, slamming his fist on the table to emphasise his point. "The sheer number of these insurgents that we have uncovered is truly astonishing... I'm afraid to say that intelligence has failed in its job at a catastrophic level and this plot is a very real and credible threat!"
The faces that surrounded the table were as solemn in appearance as they were notable, the Prime Minister as well as high ranking members of parliament, the nation's top security specialists and most importantly the Queen herself. It was Her Majesty that broke the silence.
"So essentially no-one knows why they want us dead, no-one knows who they are and what their plans are. All you have are poorly coded messages to go on?"
"With all due respect Ma'am, the incidents at Sandringham, Balmoral and St James's just this morning would prove that this group of anti-royalists are not messing around" stated one of the security chiefs "we were lucky that none of the family were present but many lives were still lost, it is imperative that we action evacuation protocols immediately with your consent"
The faces that surrounded the table were as solemn in appearance as they were notable, the Prime Minister as well as high ranking members of parliament, the nation's top security specialists and most importantly the Queen herself. It was Her Majesty that broke the silence.
"So essentially no-one knows why they want us dead, no-one knows who they are and what their plans are. All you have are poorly coded messages to go on?"
"With all due respect Ma'am, the incidents at Sandringham, Balmoral and St James's just this morning would prove that this group of anti-royalists are not messing around" stated one of the security chiefs "we were lucky that none of the family were present but many lives were still lost, it is imperative that we action evacuation protocols immediately with your consent"
Friday, 2 March 2018
Commission - The Price of Piggyness
When Emilia didn't turn up for the costume party there was plenty of talk. She was normally the centre of attention and even in her absence this was still the case. For those that envied her it was a chance to spread malicious rumours and for her loyal band of followers the night was spent with a continuing theme – Where's Emilia?!
What's going on?
Well it's been a while since I last posted and I thought I should update everyone.
I've not been well, been on some painkillers that have made it pretty much impossible to do anything of any use.
I'm on the mend though, slowly but surely.
I have something to post that I finished before all this so that will be posted sometime today.
To my commissioners, I'm so very grateful for your understanding and patience, I'm not normally so late with my work.
Once I've finished my commission that I'm currently working on i'll be working on a finish to My Girlfriend's Girlfriend as voted on in the poll, thanks everyone who voted.
Here's to a more productive future!
I've not been well, been on some painkillers that have made it pretty much impossible to do anything of any use.
I'm on the mend though, slowly but surely.
I have something to post that I finished before all this so that will be posted sometime today.
To my commissioners, I'm so very grateful for your understanding and patience, I'm not normally so late with my work.
Once I've finished my commission that I'm currently working on i'll be working on a finish to My Girlfriend's Girlfriend as voted on in the poll, thanks everyone who voted.
Here's to a more productive future!
Wednesday, 31 January 2018
Commission - Just Like You Imagined?
"So how big do you see yourself getting?"
It was a question I'd been asked a million times and my answer was always the same - "I honestly don't know"
"You don't know how big you want to get?"
"How could I? Everyone's experiences are different, I've never been fat so how could I know?"
"But you definitely want to get bigger?"
"Well I'm not here for weight loss tips" I joked. It seemed strange to me the amount of people that wouldn't bother to read my profile, no matter which feedism site I happened to be on.
"It looks like you're off to a good start"
"Thanks" I hadn't been shy about posting my pictures lately, still not brave enough to show my face but I was proud of the 30lbs I'd put on and wanted to share.
"I bet you're gorgeous, If I was your feeder you'd be huge"
It was a question I'd been asked a million times and my answer was always the same - "I honestly don't know"
"You don't know how big you want to get?"
"How could I? Everyone's experiences are different, I've never been fat so how could I know?"
"But you definitely want to get bigger?"
"Well I'm not here for weight loss tips" I joked. It seemed strange to me the amount of people that wouldn't bother to read my profile, no matter which feedism site I happened to be on.
"It looks like you're off to a good start"
"Thanks" I hadn't been shy about posting my pictures lately, still not brave enough to show my face but I was proud of the 30lbs I'd put on and wanted to share.
"I bet you're gorgeous, If I was your feeder you'd be huge"
Tuesday, 23 January 2018
Commission - What You Were Maid for
“I live to serve my sexy master”
“And you do a very good job of it my sexy little Jocelyn” typed Liam
“Hey I’ve gotta go now 🙁” came the reply on his messenger
“Oh but we were having so much fun 🙁”
“Yeah I know but I’ve gotta meet up with Miranda and take her shopping”
“You know I’d never ask you to take me shopping Josh…. I’d make you do it all yourself you delicious little maid you”
“Hahaha I know master. Talk soon x”
And with that Josh signed out, leaving Liam more than a little frustrated.
“Fucking bitch, always getting in the way of fun with my servant, if only there was a way to fix her….”
“And you do a very good job of it my sexy little Jocelyn” typed Liam
“Hey I’ve gotta go now 🙁” came the reply on his messenger
“Oh but we were having so much fun 🙁”
“Yeah I know but I’ve gotta meet up with Miranda and take her shopping”
“You know I’d never ask you to take me shopping Josh…. I’d make you do it all yourself you delicious little maid you”
“Hahaha I know master. Talk soon x”
And with that Josh signed out, leaving Liam more than a little frustrated.
“Fucking bitch, always getting in the way of fun with my servant, if only there was a way to fix her….”
Thursday, 11 January 2018
Commission - Try Walking in My Shoes
5:00 AM on a Sunday morning in the city, you tend to see a healthy mix of people – those unfortunate to be sleeping rough, party goers making their way home and those with the thankless task of working the weekend to name a few.
Our tale today shines a light on the latter of those people.
Our tale today shines a light on the latter of those people.
Busy Blurmy
Hi there!
I've been really busy with commissions lately and I feel like I've been neglecting the page a bit so I want you guys to have a say in what I work on next after my paid for work is done.
I've put up a little poll over there on the right, please feel free to use it and leave your comments on this post.
More work coming soon!
I've been really busy with commissions lately and I feel like I've been neglecting the page a bit so I want you guys to have a say in what I work on next after my paid for work is done.
I've put up a little poll over there on the right, please feel free to use it and leave your comments on this post.
More work coming soon!
Tuesday, 9 January 2018
Commission - The Cost of Cattiness
If you have ever worked in a shop you know that the worst thing about it is the customers!
And the only thing worse than regular customers are ones that fall outside the realm of the “usual clientele”. They’re often clueless about what they’re shopping for and take up a lot of an assistant’s time.
But even worse than that are those who come in to the store just to run down the product you’re selling.
So you can imagine the enthusiasm that poor Louise Jacobs had that Saturday afternoon when she had to babysit a bunch of giggling women who really ought to know better.
And the only thing worse than regular customers are ones that fall outside the realm of the “usual clientele”. They’re often clueless about what they’re shopping for and take up a lot of an assistant’s time.
But even worse than that are those who come in to the store just to run down the product you’re selling.
So you can imagine the enthusiasm that poor Louise Jacobs had that Saturday afternoon when she had to babysit a bunch of giggling women who really ought to know better.
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