Pumpkin Spliced

Here's my little Halloween/Thanksgiving offering to you all this year. Hope you have an enjoyable Autumn.
Blurmy x

“Pumpkin spice season bitches!” The shrill exclamation was met with a chorus of whoops and cheers from the assembled gaggle of plastic posers with their designer handbags and bottle blonde hair, it was enough to make you vomit.

At least these were the thoughts of one Dr Preigh who rolled his eyes at the intrusion. He had just wanted to grab a quick, quiet coffee before returning back to his laboratory but here he was, suffering these airheaded bimbos who only seemed that much more detestable because they were broadcasting their love for his most hated of fads – pumpkin spice.

Oh, how Dr Preigh hated pumpkin spice, he’d never been a fan of pumpkins in general, finding their odor rancid. He’d never liked the act of carving a pumpkin for Halloween and would gag at the thought of eating pumpkin pie at Thanksgiving, he much preferred the sweet taste of cranberry sauce, if there was one Thanksgiving staple that deserved to be everywhere then it should be cranberry, not damned pumpkin!

Commission - The 4AM Stop

It's been a while since I've shared anything for free so here's a commission on the house, Enjoy x

It was a drizzling, gloomy September morning that Marie peered out into as she busied herself cleaning the large plate glass windows at the front of the diner. Fall had officially arrived and the weather had started to turn a bit chilly meaning that customers at this hour had dwindled significantly over the past week or so. Still, it gave Marie a chance to catch up on her revision in between dusting the curtains and polishing the napkin dispensers.

There barely seemed to be anyone out on the roads at all save the occasional pair of headlights that passed by. There was no doubt that this was officially “quiet time” and it made perfect sense that the owner Frank had only scheduled Marie as the sole waitress for the graveyard shift. Not that she got to do much waitressing she mused as she continued on with her list of chores, topping up the condiments back in the kitchen.

She was roused from the mundanity of her task by the sound of the bell ringing above the front door as it was pushed open.

“I’ll be right out” she shouted in a friendly tone as she struggled to screw the top back onto the catering sized bottle of ketchup she had been wrestling with.

Introducing ebooks!

Casefile: P1GG135 is now available to purchase on Amazon and you can find it right here.

Commission - Suze's Suit

Suze realises her dream of owning her own fat suit but is she ready for what comes next?

You can read this commission as it develops over at my FF account or if you're a $5 Patreon backer x

What's the Difference?!

Louella was in a bind.

She was once again without a source of income. She hadn’t had a steady job in a good number of years, her attitude and abrasive personality made it so that any retail or food service job that she managed to get didn’t last long, if she managed to blag her way through the interview at all!

Louella hadn’t paid much attention at school so her qualifications were barely worth the paper they were printed on and her attempts to become a beautician had failed miserably after she flunked out of the most basic college courses.

What Louella did have going for her was her looks, she was tall and well proportioned, she had a pretty face and long dark hair. She wasn’t quite billboard quality and a fondness for bad food meant that she carried a little extra weight in the rear and tummy, she’d never be a runway model buy was without a doubt one of the more attractive girls you would see in your day.

She spent her days watching the kids in her family while claiming Universal Credit and coming up with her next “Big Idea” to make herself famous.

Commission - I'm the Girl for Her

My need to add inches to a cutie I see in a bar has unintended consequences on my own waistline and how the world sees me. Available here.

Commission - Casefile: P1GG135

TOP SECRET! Leaked government documents relating to the spread of a powerful compound and it's initial porcine victims. Available here and here.

Update

Hi folks, looks like I won't be getting my PayPal back seeing as they won't even answer my emails and give me a reason for the ban.
So going forward I'll be using bank transfer for accepting commissions from international customers, UK based fans can use my CashApp for payments.
On the subject of commissioned work, I've decided to upload commissions along with select Princess Blurmy clips as premium content on my Fantasy Feeder profile which you can see here.
This means that going forward the only way that you will see commissioned work is to commission it yourself, by being a $5 Patreon backer or to have one of Fantasy Feeder's upgraded accounts.
I'll continue to post my original work here and in the usual places.
Much love, Blurmy x

Update

No news yet on when my PayPal will be reinstated, in the meantime I'll be taking commissions again if you're able to use CashApp (£blurmy), you can use Patreon to pay for commissions, contact me and I'll tell you how. I'm looking at accepting card payments so I'll keep you posted on that.
Finally, I've started uploading premium content over at my Fantasy Feeder profile for both stories and clips. It will be premium content not previously available without charge and hopefully will cover me until I can get things sorted.
Speak soon
Blurmy x

Commissions

Hi folks, just a quick note to say that I'm not currently accepting commissions. I've had a little hiccup with how I receive payments so while I figure that out I'm not taking on any new work. I'll still complete all my ongoing commissions so nothing to worry about there, I just ask that if you're thinking of commissioning me, give me a shout first to see if there's a way I can take payment. And please don't send any money to my PayPal because I can't currently access it. Thanks for your support and look out for new content soon. Blurmy x

Mooby Monday

I woke up early on Monday morning to the familiar sensation of my girlfriend pressing her lips against mine.

“Mmm good morning” I murmured as I finally opened my eyes to see her smiling face. I moved my arms to embrace her only to find that my wrists were already fastened into the restraints we kept on the bed at all times.

“You’ve been busy I see” She just laughed as she was busying herself with something at the end of the bed. I scooted up the bed just a little so that I could rest on my elbows, trying to see what she was up to.

“Hey hun” she started before turning to face me “remember a couple of weeks back when we were messing around with that filter on snapchat?”

“Yeah, what of it?”

“Remember how handsome I thought you looked as a dude?”

I felt a little rise in my anxiety levels when I heard that. Emmy was a kinky girl, the kinkiest I'd ever been with. I wondered just what she had planned.

Commission - Vengeance is Fat But Just Perhaps...

Oh, hello there. Don’t mind me, I was just reading the tale of Lara and her Sister Diane. You know the one, don’t you? Sister Diane disappears off to America to be with her new girlfriend, no-one sees her for years until little Lara makes a trip and discovers Diane’s as big as a house! What’s worse was that she’s firmly in the clutches of a serial fattener! 

Oh no! 

Anyway, Lara gets clued in about ‘Mother Feeder’ gets the support of a bunch of her old victims after a little a little help from yours truly and an enchanted circlet that lets her take traits from people and give them to others, Lara manages to save her sister while dooming ‘Mother Feeder’ to the same fate she had inflicted on others yada yada yada, you know the story by now, why else would you be reading this?!

Anyway, those who know me, know that I love a little mischief. I love looking at what might be, what could have been. So why don’t we? Why don’t we look at what might have happened had things gone down a little differently during that confrontation between Lara, Mother Feeder and the assembled posse?

Ladies, Gentlemen and every beautiful person in between, I give you an alternative look at the conclusion to Lara’s tale.

Goddess Alexa

A Post Easter Treat part 2

It’s funny what can happen in a year isn’t it? Just a year ago I wouldn’t have dreamed about standing outside Tesco on a Bank Holiday morning at 8:45, waiting for it to open. I’d feel a little self-conscious if there were anyone else around - I must look a bit strange, but there’s no-one else here, just me and my girlfriend Ivy.

Yes, what a difference a year makes. It had been a year to the day that I had found out about Ivy’s secret, her fetish if you will. Her need to get fat. What had started out as a secret love affair with food and gaining weight had been thrust out into the open through my catching her in the act of gorging herself and challenging her.

Battle Fat sections 6-7

Claire spent the rest of the day and well into the night conversing with Vega-11 pausing only when the AI reminded her that she should go and eat dinner which she did in the privacy of her own room so that she could continue getting to know the voice in her head. They were even on first name terms with Claire finding it unnatural to keep on adding the 11 to Vega whenever she spoke.

Once 23:00 hours rolled around Vega-11 suggested that Claire might want to get some sleep but she still had plenty of questions. One was concerning her more than others though and she decided to ask as she snuggled down under her blanket.

McOpoly

I have to tell you about this awesome experience I had just the other night in a McDonald’s of all places.

So, my boyfriend and I had just gotten out of the cinema after a late showing, sure I’d had snacks while we were watching the film – large popcorn and Coke with a bag of Maltesers, but I was hungry by the time I got out and my man wouldn’t deny his princess.

So, we headed to the only place local that was still open – McDonald's. I got a quarter pounder with cheese meal, large of course with a chocolate shake and a side of Mozzarella dippers. Delicious at any time.

My guy jokes that he doesn’t know where I put it after eating in the cinema not even an hour ago, my answer is always the same.

“You know exactly where I put it” I reply, rubbing my tum as I slurped on my shake

This brings a smile to his face as he motions to my cup.

“Are you gonna see if you won anything?” he asked before stuffing the last of his fries into his mouth.

Battle Fat sections 1-5

“Wake up sleepy head” 

It was the first thing that Claire Connors heard as she roused from her chemically induced incapacitation, with a groan she attempted to shift herself to a seated position. 

“Whoa, easy there. We’re keeping you supine for just a little while until we can run a few tests, the doctor shouldn’t be long now.” 

Claire scrunched up her eyes as she tried to stretch, noting how she was still sore from her procedure. 

“Can I get something to drink? I feel like I’ve been thirsty for days” 

“Not until after the doc sees you, just try to relax for now.”

Commission - Vengeance is Fat part 7

Two days later found Lara and Greg sat in the back of one of Ramone’s converted mini vans while they waited for its owner in a McDonald’s parking lot. They were joined by Gillian and Sharon who had agreed to join them when Lara called and gave them the specifics.

They’d hold an intervention for Diane, inviting her and Jean to lunch knowing full well that Diane wouldn’t turn down a free meal from her sister and Jean would jump at the chance to add more inches to Diane’s waistline.

Sienna had suggested the location; a friend’s restaurant would be the perfect setup. They had secured a private room and ensured that they wouldn’t be disturbed. Lara was sure she could make her sister see sense, how could she not with the evidence she would show her?

5 Minute Fiction

Not done one of these in ages so I thought I'd treat you before releasing the final part of Vengeance... tomorrow.

“And now we head over to Samantha outside the supreme court who I believe has the latest word on the landmark Flexi-Loss case, Samantha I hear there has been what may be considered a rather strange ruling?”

“That’s right Mary, the official verdict has found that Flexi-Loss had no legal right to offer its clients weight-loss services in any shape or form anywhere in the world.”

“And what does that mean for Flexi-Loss and its customers?”

“Well this is where this ruling becomes a little strange Mary. Chief Justice has deemed it fair that Flexi-Loss should cease all trading immediately, furthermore they are being ordered to refund anyone who has purchased products from the company.”

“That’s not the strangest part of the ruling though is it Samantha?”

“Not by a long shot Mary, the judgement has also come down that Flexi-Loss are legally bound to ensure that any weight lost using their products illegally is regained as soon as possible.”

“Now that’s going to come as a bit of a blow for many people won’t it? Obviously, people using the controversial weight loss product won’t be pleased to regain the weight they had lost.”

“Well it’s a blow that they will have to come to terms with rather quickly Mary, the ruling states that anyone who has purchased Flexi-Loss products must report to their local distributor to undergo the reversal of the weight-loss procedure as soon as possible and has put a grace period of thirty days in place to allow customers to report for what is ostensibly enforced fattening.”

“And what if these customers don’t report in a timely fashion?”

“Chief Justice has planned for such an occurrence Mary, stating that customers will gain an additional 1lb of weight for every day past the thirty-day deadline that they fail to turn themselves in, with no cap on the amount of penalty weight gain, anyone who thinks they can run from this ruling may find it quite hard to run once Flexi-Loss catches up with them.”

“Well speaking personally as a Flexi-loss customer I can say that I’m not exactly looking forward to regaining my holiday pounds and I’m sure many viewers are in the same boat. Forgive me for speaking frankly Samantha, but I’m surprised that you are in such a good mood, didn’t you use Flexi-Loss to lose over 200lbs before you worked here at Channel 6?”

“That I did Mary!”

“Then why are you so happy? Why are you laughing?”

“Technically I’ve never purchased anything from Flexi-loss, my procedures were purchased by my ex-husband, all of the weight I lost was recorded in his name!”

“Ah, perhaps a technical oversight in the ruling there.”

“Well I for one welcome it! I’m off to the pub to celebrate! Signing off.”

Commission - Vengeance is Fat part 6

Lara and Greg pulled up to Ramone’s house at around 3pm the following day, Greg decked out in a casual shirt and jeans and Lara opting for a flowing sundress, her wardrobe having shifted to fit her newly enlarged figure once again.

They were greeted at the door by an enthusiastic Latina woman.

“You must be Lara and Greg! Come in Come in! Ramone is so pleased you could make it, it’s been an age since he’s seen any of his old friends!”

“Well it’s a nice surprise to run into him online like that err...” Greg paused 

“Oh where are my manners?! I’m Sienna, Ramone’s wife.”

“It’s nice to meet you” smiled Lara

“Come on through, Ramone is manning the grill, no surprises there huh?” she winked at Greg

“Haha, yeah I guess not” laughed Greg awkwardly.

That She is.

While i'm busy working on writing Vengeance... parts 6 and 7, I'm unfortunately ill today so I thought I'd share this little story that was inspired by a music video from one of my favourite acts.
Bonus points if you know which one.
Enjoy x

I got home late in the evening, it had been dark out for hours and I’d spent the day at work followed by a stint at the gym. Circuit training then yoga.

I was weary as I sat on my bed, my body ached from how hard I’d been pushing myself, especially my sore feet. No doubt a good soak in the bath would help me feel better, I just needed to rest my eyes for a minute though and I lay back on my bed.