Oh my god! You will not believe who I saw at the market this weekend!
Okay
Okay, let me tell you!
So, I was minding my own business, just having a leisurely, Sunday morning stroll, checking out people’s wares. I got to the car boot section that I don’t normally go into but I thought “what the heck” and carried on my walk.
Anyway, I’m looking around, not too interested in all the old china figurines and glassware, old VHS tapes and vinyl records, not touching anything of course, eww, I so don’t do second hand as you know.
So I get to the clothing section and oh my god! There she was! I had to do a double take but it was her for sure! We made eye contact and she quickly turned away embarrassed but there was no way I was going to let this go!
I made sure to get her attention again before giving her some disingenuous spiel.
Wednesday, 26 September 2018
Wednesday, 19 September 2018
Tuesday, 18 September 2018
Commission - Family Values
“God damn it Megan I am at my wit’s end with that girl!” Exclaimed Rob, slamming the bedroom door behind him.
“Robert, please, mind your language” replied his wife Megan as she looked up from her book.
“Yeah, fuck you Robert!” they both heard through the bedroom wall, this set Rob off again.
“Would you have the tiniest bit of god damn respect for your father?!” he screamed in response.
“Respect is earned you fucking prick!” came the muffled reply, followed by the blaring of heavy metal music from their daughter’s room.
Seeing her husband visibly seething, Megan put down her book and gng her husband visibly seething, Megan put an put down her book and gave him a hug.
“What has she done this time?” she asked, already half guessing the answer.
“The car” he said through gritted teeth “she took it again without asking, then when she finally brings it back it reeks of pot smoke and there’s a scratch down the passenger door!”
“Robert, please, mind your language” replied his wife Megan as she looked up from her book.
“Yeah, fuck you Robert!” they both heard through the bedroom wall, this set Rob off again.
“Would you have the tiniest bit of god damn respect for your father?!” he screamed in response.
“Respect is earned you fucking prick!” came the muffled reply, followed by the blaring of heavy metal music from their daughter’s room.
Seeing her husband visibly seething, Megan put down her book and gng her husband visibly seething, Megan put an put down her book and gave him a hug.
“What has she done this time?” she asked, already half guessing the answer.
“The car” he said through gritted teeth “she took it again without asking, then when she finally brings it back it reeks of pot smoke and there’s a scratch down the passenger door!”
Sunday, 9 September 2018
Something a little different
So I've put into motion something I've been wanting to do for ages now.
I started a choose your own adventure type story!
You can check it out here!
The formatting messed up on the first page but I've already added to all branches and will continue to do so. I would love for you to add some too!
Let me know if you do, I can't wait to read where you take this!
I started a choose your own adventure type story!
You can check it out here!
The formatting messed up on the first page but I've already added to all branches and will continue to do so. I would love for you to add some too!
Let me know if you do, I can't wait to read where you take this!
Sunday, 12 August 2018
Commission - The Corporate Slide
“Really, I think out of office meetings are a must in impressing clients, they show class and that we mean business”
The flippant remark had been made by Will Stone, one of the junior executives in the Sales department and it had caused Katie Bell, as his direct boss, to roll her eyes and let out a sigh.
“We’re not here to talk about the impact on your personal expenses Stone” she retorted
“Hey, I’m not just looking out for number one you know, I’ve got the best interests of the company at heart. If you ask me, if cuts are needed I'd start in the secretarial pool”
“Of course you would, you haven’t shut up about secretaries since I appointed Ruby to your department”
“I just think she’s a tad unnecessary, that’s all. We have far too many secretaries here, think of the money we could save if we shared them more efficiently”
“That is bullshit Stone and you know it! This wouldn’t even be a topic if I'd given you my secretary Debra would it? Who even invited you to this meeting anyway?”
The flippant remark had been made by Will Stone, one of the junior executives in the Sales department and it had caused Katie Bell, as his direct boss, to roll her eyes and let out a sigh.
“We’re not here to talk about the impact on your personal expenses Stone” she retorted
“Hey, I’m not just looking out for number one you know, I’ve got the best interests of the company at heart. If you ask me, if cuts are needed I'd start in the secretarial pool”
“Of course you would, you haven’t shut up about secretaries since I appointed Ruby to your department”
“I just think she’s a tad unnecessary, that’s all. We have far too many secretaries here, think of the money we could save if we shared them more efficiently”
“That is bullshit Stone and you know it! This wouldn’t even be a topic if I'd given you my secretary Debra would it? Who even invited you to this meeting anyway?”
Friday, 27 July 2018
Thursday, 19 July 2018
Commission - Stuck Part 3
"Big thank you to all our subscribers and donators! Without you, fatso here wouldn't be half as big!"
Mark was barely listening to the commentary of the stream that was on his laptop screen, instead focussed on the huge feedee that couldn't quite fit in frame.
"Eloise is truly enormous now, weighing in at approximately 1005lbs, you'll all have to tune in to our trip to the truck stop where I can get her weighed on some proper heavy-duty scales!"
His room was dark now, he'd been watching the stream for hours as Torrie had stuffed Eloise relentlessly, fielding questions from the live chat as she did. Mark couldn't take his eyes off of the bulging form of Eloise as she was filled time and again by her merciless feeder.
"I'm going to let tonnes of fun here rest now, I think she's finally truly full. Be sure to tune in next time, who knows how fat we're going to get her?! Bye for now."
As Torrie bought the stream to a close Mark removed his hand from his boxers.
"Damn" he said to himself, "those two are really something else!"
Mark was barely listening to the commentary of the stream that was on his laptop screen, instead focussed on the huge feedee that couldn't quite fit in frame.
"Eloise is truly enormous now, weighing in at approximately 1005lbs, you'll all have to tune in to our trip to the truck stop where I can get her weighed on some proper heavy-duty scales!"
His room was dark now, he'd been watching the stream for hours as Torrie had stuffed Eloise relentlessly, fielding questions from the live chat as she did. Mark couldn't take his eyes off of the bulging form of Eloise as she was filled time and again by her merciless feeder.
"I'm going to let tonnes of fun here rest now, I think she's finally truly full. Be sure to tune in next time, who knows how fat we're going to get her?! Bye for now."
As Torrie bought the stream to a close Mark removed his hand from his boxers.
"Damn" he said to himself, "those two are really something else!"
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