It's Been so Long!

Oh my god! You will not believe who I saw at the market this weekend!

Okay

Okay, let me tell you!

So, I was minding my own business, just having a leisurely, Sunday morning stroll, checking out people’s wares. I got to the car boot section that I don’t normally go into but I thought “what the heck” and carried on my walk.

Anyway, I’m looking around, not too interested in all the old china figurines and glassware, old VHS tapes and vinyl records, not touching anything of course, eww, I so don’t do second hand as you know.

So I get to the clothing section and oh my god! There she was! I had to do a double take but it was her for sure! We made eye contact and she quickly turned away embarrassed but there was no way I was going to let this go!

I made sure to get her attention again before giving her some disingenuous spiel.

It's Me!

How awesome is this drawing of yours truly?!
Created by the very talented Soffxcell, you should check out their other work here

Commission - Family Values

“God damn it Megan I am at my wit’s end with that girl!” Exclaimed Rob, slamming the bedroom door behind him.

“Robert, please, mind your language” replied his wife Megan as she looked up from her book.

“Yeah, fuck you Robert!” they both heard through the bedroom wall, this set Rob off again.



“Would you have the tiniest bit of god damn respect for your father?!” he screamed in response.

“Respect is earned you fucking prick!” came the muffled reply, followed by the blaring of heavy metal music from their daughter’s room.

Seeing her husband visibly seething, Megan put down her book and gng her husband visibly seething, Megan put an put down her book and gave him a hug.

“What has she done this time?” she asked, already half guessing the answer.

“The car” he said through gritted teeth “she took it again without asking, then when she finally brings it back it reeks of pot smoke and there’s a scratch down the passenger door!”

Something a little different

So I've put into motion something I've been wanting to do for ages now.
I started a choose your own adventure type story!
You can check it out here!
The formatting messed up on the first page but I've already added to all branches and will continue to do so. I would love for you to add some too!
Let me know if you do, I can't wait to read where you take this!